There are no words to describe the way I feel about the arrival of the first male President of the United States of America.
I am just a little bit shocked that a man can be president of the world.
I mean, you can’t be president without being a dick, right?
The man in charge of the country is a dick.
But the man in the White House isn’t.
The President is a man.
And he has been the greatest man ever.
His administration has been one of the most consequential and influential in our history.
The President has been a man that we are going to cherish and look to for inspiration and guidance, for hope, for direction, for advice and guidance.
He is a human being.
And that is what makes him the President we deserve.
We deserve a man with an ounce of humanity, a man who cares, a woman who loves, a human-sized cock, a president who can love.
A man with a big dick and a huge cock.
Let’s all look forward to a great presidency that will serve us well and make us proud.